Bedroom Decor Update T-Shirts

"Anything?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Football addict

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

And it stores easily under your bed...