Bedroom Decor Update T-Shirts

"Anything?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Tedious Romantic.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

'Tom, Roscoe has been with me for nine years. You have been with me only two years. When the sad day comes that Roscoe passes on, THEN you can move to this end of the bed.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'