Room-bound Biker Gifts

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Are we there yet?"

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Lazy eye at home

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Exercise Bike.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"I hear your fix choppers."

'We want ocean view accommodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

Tour de Fran's

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'This is great, we'll take it.'

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

Exercise Bike

The 'ironicycle'.

"Confirm or deny: while working at home you attempted to trap beaver. . . and skunk."

Marley Davidson

"Why can't I ever meet a man with a bad back?"