Rookie Survivor Pillows

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Cloud Hang

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Sock hell

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'You must be new on the force.'

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

Public transport

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

'Of course you can have some water Jimmy. We just have to wait for the people upstairs to turn their faucet on first.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"First time, is it?"

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'

'It's the only place left where I can smoke.'

Addicts