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"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

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"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Well? Did you pass?'

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'Insurance?'

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'