Romantic Zoologist Gifts

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Bear Costume

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Sexual chemistry set

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Romantic Tree Carving

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Evolution of love

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Barbara Cartland

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Love