Romantic Views Gifts

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

Dancing in pyjamas

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Love Conquers All

Reginald Bunthorne

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"