Romantic Views Mugs

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

You're my Mona Lisa.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Love linked

Diamond outfits

Dancing in pyjamas

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Reginald Bunthorne

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out