Romantic Video Caller Gifts

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Virtual Magic Tricks

'It's for you.'

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

A Zoom School of Fish

MLB 2020

Working from home.

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Zoom

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

Lockdown goals

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."