Romantic Roadblock Enthusiast T-Shirts

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

I only have eyes for you

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Happy Valentine's Day.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Love

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Champagne Bubble

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Words of Love