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"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

I only have eyes for you

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Asking out a palm reader.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Advanced footsie

Funnel of Love

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Funnel of Love

Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

The Tunnel Of Love

Mating rituals