Romantic Outdoor Enthusiast T-Shirts

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bear Costume

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

I only have eyes for you

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"