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"We can't go on meeting like this, Arnold . . . my doctor said I have to cut out caffeine!"

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Romeo and Julietta'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Romantic Tree Carving

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

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Lovers in ruffled dresses

Heart is sewn back together.

Perfect Match

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'A table for two?'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"