Romantic Rendezvous Enthusiasts Gifts

"We can't go on meeting like this, Arnold . . . my doctor said I have to cut out caffeine!"

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Perfect Match

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.