Romantic Relationship Gifts

"But how can you be sure it's real love and not the draft?"

Just merged. Ah, yuppies in love.

A Trying Moment.

Man and lady at a dance

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

In the Guru District

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Love at First Sight

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Life is for the birds.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Romance