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'...and can I get my money back if it doesn't turn him on?'

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'They were all out of roses.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Valentines Day truck

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"