Romantic Gifts Prints

'I couldn't afford flowers, but I got a really good deal on Kenny G.'

'...and can I get my money back if it doesn't turn him on?'

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'They were all out of roses.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Valentines Day truck

Happy Valentine's.

"Say it with Pierogies"

How the gift registry should really work

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.