Wedding Gift Gifts

Out of Ardor.

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

Computer Side of Marriage.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Daughters on the beach

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Say it with flowers

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'