Romantic Fun Pillows

"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Dog in love

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

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Salt and Pepper

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.