Romantic Games Pillows

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

scrabble love

Cake

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

Cards Blind Dating Game

An affair to remember.

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

"We met online."

Happy Hour

Chiropractors and the Tango.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

You haven't said a word all evening, Lance. What happened to your promise that we would spend more quality time together. Quality time, Gloria? I thought you said "quantity time."

"Spin the Noodle"

"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."

"The company that makes the 'Call of Duty' game licensed my life story..."

"You were right! 'Love' means nothing to him."

What? You know I love fishing. Tunnel of Love.

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.