Romantic Comedy Critic Prints

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

Jeff Hates Chick Flicks

"Dude, I thought you liked horror movies."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Dating an English Major

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Your place or mine?'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Amateurs."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Say it with flowers: It!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Toothbrush Romance

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Tunnel of Like.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"