'May the groom kiss the bride?'
Romantic Critics Prints
Decorate with intelligence and affection. Our art prints capture the witty, romantic critique spirit, making meaningful and stylish statements in any home or office.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
Thomas Mann.
First Novels.
Blue Stockings
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Now I really hate poetry."
Why we need poetry. . .
German Expressionist Breakfast
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Shakespeare was bisexual
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"Oh, this old thing?"
George Orwell
The Proust of Twitter
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
Dating an English Major
"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
Shakespeare loved a grammar joke
The World's Biggest Book Club
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
Günter Grass
"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."
"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
Romantic Critics Prints Collection
Romantic Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate romantic critics with clever, love-inspired designs—perfect for mornings and thoughtful surprises.
Romantic Critics Pillows
Choose pillows that combine humor and romance, adding charm and wit to any living space for romantic critics.
Romantic Critics T-Shirts
Find witty and romantic t-shirts that showcase the sharp, loving side of critics—great for casual wear or special gift moments.