Romantic Comedy Critic T-Shirts

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

Jeff Hates Chick Flicks

"Dude, I thought you liked horror movies."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

Dating an English Major

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Dog in love

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Amateurs."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Toothbrush Romance

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Tunnel of Like.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Non Thought For The Day.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'