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'Narcissus goes courting'

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

Stand-up Romcom

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Your place or mine?'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Love is in the air...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Funnel of Love

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Dog in love

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'