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'Narcissus goes courting'

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Stand-up Romcom

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

Funnel of Love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper