Romantic Avant-gardists Gifts

A Woman Proposes To A Man.

Life is for the birds.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Jazz is Invented

'Projectile painting.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yoko Ono

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Samuel Beckett

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

Samuel Beckett

Francis Picabia

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Tracey Emin

Toilet Art.

The Death of Pierrot

"How does this make you feel?"

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'