Romance Rulebook Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Before I consent to being your Valentine you'll have to agree to these terms and conditions."

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

I only have eyes for you

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Love

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

Words of Love

The Tunnel Of Love

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Mating rituals

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Love Birds love snuggles

A young couple in love.

You're my Venus

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"The antidote is $150."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

You made me love you.