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'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

Gene Gets Kicked Out of Fight Club.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

James Naismith

Guest Houses.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

"Spoilsports"

Penalty! Fifteen yards for a block in the back.

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

Spring Training Camp. Have you ever thrown spitballs? Not since the league started testing saliva.

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

'Just a reminder, gentlemen. It's 4 downs today, not 5.'

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'I tried shooing. What's our policy on swatting?'