Roman Myths Gifts

Neptune

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Cupid and Targets

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Warrior Woman

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Trojan Hurdler.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

Myths and legends...

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Snowyphus

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Sisyphus during Covid

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Centaur Forward

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Phoenix

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'