Roman Myths Mugs

Neptune

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Warrior Woman

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Trojan Hurdler.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Myths and legends...

Catasaurus

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Snowyphus

Phoenix

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Centaur Forward

Sisyphus during Covid

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"