Historical Myths Mugs

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Bacchus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."