Historical Tales Mugs

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

The Star Guides the Three Wise Men (The Holy Bible).

"When we said 'Lead us not into temptation,' we didn't mean it had to be a DESERT!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A Hole in the Dike

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Warrior Woman

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Rocket Ark

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Siegfried and the dragon

Giant Headless Horseman

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Small steps...

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"