Myth History Lover Mugs

"Just my luck."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Neptune

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."