Myth History Lover Prints

"Just my luck."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Servicemen.

Venus

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

Lady of the bath...

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.