Classical Myths Gifts

"Should I leave a tip?"

Hedusa

Medusa's Greatest Fear

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Bacchus.

Cupid and Targets

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Neptune

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Snowyphus

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Sisyphus during Covid

Centaur Forward

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Jason and the Aga notes,

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.