Roman Empire Admirer Pillows

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Ale, Caesar?"

I dont care what your life coach told you. You don't get to choose your battles.

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Mappa Brittanica

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Blue Dress

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Romulus and Remus

Euro Problems

Hans Holbein

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Shakespeare

Otto von Bismarck

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

'What?'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits