Ancient Rome Admirers Pillows

"Orders to build a wall across Britannica, who does he think he is, Julius Trumpus!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Romulus and Remus

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Janus 2021

Modeling gig

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Virgil

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Those knuckleheads!"

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'