Ancient Rome Admirers Prints

"Orders to build a wall across Britannica, who does he think he is, Julius Trumpus!"

Bacchus.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Romulus and Remus

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Modeling gig

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Virgil

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors