Rom-com Rebel Pillows

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"I really got used to working from home."

Love Trap

His and Hers Wedding

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Oh, no! She didn't tell me this was a chick flick!

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

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"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"