Rom-com Rebel Mugs

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

So Close..

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Love Trap

"I really got used to working from home."

His and Hers Wedding

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

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"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I do...with reservations.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"