Rom-com Lover Mugs

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

"Love is being close, no matter what...."

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'I joined this gym because I wanted a firm body, strong muscles, and a big chest - I never dreamed I'd get them on the first day!'

Drawing the Short Straw.

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'LOOK! You're a nice guy, but...' 'Curse this character flaw.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

Dating Agency "I'm just looking for anybody who won't be physically sick every time we have sex"

'You'll have to excuse Marjorie. I'm afraid she can be rather 'goal oriented' at times.'

'All my friends are divorced, and I'm not even married.'

"I've been very lonesome and I wonder if either of you would like to help me out?"

'I do...with reservations.'

'That certainly was a hot night of passion, darling!'

'Have I ever told you, Harold, that you are the wind beneath my wings.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

I'm sorry, I hope we can still be friends... I'm so glad you gave me another chance!

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

"Oh, George! You brought take out!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

You can kiss me later

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

"I know this is only our second date, but mother insists you fill in some background information."

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"It's a feelbad movie."

"We met on Fizzbook!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Women want tall, dark, handsome men.' - 'What if you're not tall, dark, or handsome?' - 'Why would anybody choose to be short, pale, and unattractive?' - 'What if it wasn't a choice?' - 'You've lost me.' - 'Gah.'

When Harry Met Louise

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"Yes, I realize that we are free agents, but I have to take on the additional risk of pregnancy and am more susceptible to certain sexually transmitted diseases, so I think you should pay for the movie."