Rom-com Critics Pillows

Enough About Me...

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

So Close..

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

His and Hers Wedding

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Oh, no! She didn't tell me this was a chick flick!

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

OMG UR HOT

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I do...with reservations.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."