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"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Bashful in Nashville

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"We slipped in the tub."

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Life"

"Nice putt."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."