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"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"We slipped in the tub."

"Two-minute warning."

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car