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'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

A Bloody Butcher

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

D.I.Y with dad.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"He did it!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Damn showdog people!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

The Specimen Hunter

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"