Rococo Art T-Shirts

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Egyptian Football

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

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A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Ether Island

When lice dream.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

True Mime

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Naked Furniture

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Who's the artist?"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Potatoes.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

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"Who's the artist?"

Customer: 'Waiter! There's a FLY in my soup!!'

Toilet roll beauty tips.