Rococo Art Pillows

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Egyptian Football

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

allovertheplace.com

A small man under a giant microscope.

When lice dream.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Naked Furniture

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Who's the artist?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

True Mime

Potatoes.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

The end is not near...so try prozac (advertisement)

Customer: 'Waiter! There's a FLY in my soup!!'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"There will be a short wait...the name?"