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"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hipster Police Department

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Let's rock!'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

FDA Ingredients

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Kurt Cobain

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Minuet

Countess

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Classic vs Rock

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Rococo breakfast cereal.

Dirty Old Man

Cluster Catastrophe

Turtle Haze

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

Sid & Nancy