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"I've read your manuscript - it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year Senator?"

On holiday.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Tom Hanks

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Robbie Williams

Hollywood producer.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Michael Caine

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

David Bowie

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

TV stage door

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Nick Cave.

The Month of June

Melanie Griffith

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Madonna.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

He played the infamous suicide note.

Cole Porter

MIla Kunis

Rowan Atkinson

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."