Rockstar Lawyer Pillows

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

JET (Part I)

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Electric guitar