Rockstar Lawyer Pillows

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

JET (Part I)

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Peter Gabriel

Electric guitar

Mick Jagger

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Pete Townshend

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"