Rockstar Antics Appreciator Pillows

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Secretary

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

Freddie Mercury

'I've just discovered a drug Keith Richards hasn't taken...'

people standing in a briefcase.

"What are you doing?!"

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

"You do realise you can't claim for flying around my office."

Steve Howe

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

'Since your last idea really bombed, Mr Henderson, you won't be recieving one of those little 'idea pads'.'

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

What math teachers fantasize.

Gallagher Brothers.

"I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants...but I always do that."

'No mistake. It's right here...'Bad Dog'.'

A colleague for Miss Brass

'This isn't the sort of experience I meant but, I must say, I'm very impressed.'

"How embarrassing..."

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"