Rockstar Antics Appreciator Pillows

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Secretary

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

people standing in a briefcase.

"What are you doing?!"

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

'Since your last idea really bombed, Mr Henderson, you won't be recieving one of those little 'idea pads'.'

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

What math teachers fantasize.

'No mistake. It's right here...'Bad Dog'.'

A colleague for Miss Brass

'This isn't the sort of experience I meant but, I must say, I'm very impressed.'

"How embarrassing..."

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

"Yes, you are calling at a bad time. I'm off meds."