Pop Star Antics Appreciator Pillows

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Cat playing Golf.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

The Nose Thief