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Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Sign on Geology classroom door: 'Don't take your teacher for granite'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

Sign on lead mining company billboard: 'We support the N.R.A.'

'Identify your Ore'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

"Don't go to the archaeologist's house. He'll give you rocks for trick or treat."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Dog in Daisys

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Will you be mine?

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Moon Lander

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"We succumbed to your hype."

The band.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Football Planet

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'