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Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

An early space launch attempt.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Two airplanes

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Astronaut Selfie.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Space junk.

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Planet is a target.

God's Fly Swat...

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"Can I help you?"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'